CHRISTMAS / SEASONAL SARCASM.

Small gifts.
Very low expectations.

For office survivors, reluctant revellers and anyone sleighing the bare minimum. Original mugs, totes and notebooks with a little festive humour and plenty of everyday use.

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Mugs & notebooks £9.99 · Tote bags £16.99
Free UK delivery on orders £50+. Delivery added below £50.

Ho Ho Nope — Mug
This Is My Christmas Bonus — Notebook
CURRENT STATUS: FESTIVE AGAINST MY WILL
ORIGINAL CRO&BYTE DESIGNSCREAM. NAVY. A LITTLE LIME.FREE UK DELIVERY £50+

Useful gifts. Questionable enthusiasm.

A proper cuppa, somewhere for the complaints and a bag for carrying the festive workload.

Festive Against My Will — Mug

Festive Against My Will — Mug

Caffeine is my festive spirit.

£9.99 ↗
Sleighing The Bare Minimum — Tote Bag

Sleighing The Bare Minimum — Tote Bag

The bare minimum. Now portable.

£16.99 ↗
Office Cheer Muted — Notebook

Office Cheer Muted — Notebook

Put it in writing. Not in chat.

£9.99 ↗

60 PRODUCTS / YOUR NEXT FAVOURITE

Find their festive mood.

Explore 20 original Christmas designs across mugs, totes and notebooks. Each product has its own little punchline. White mugs, Natural Raw cream or French Navy totes, and cream or navy notebook covers.

Secret Santa

Small gifts. Seasonal sarcasm.

Secret Santa mugs, totes and notebooks for office survivors, reluctant revellers and anyone sleighing the bare minimum. Original Cro&Byte designs in our signature navy, cream and lime.